Nowhere? Middle of ? Yeah this is it...
I can paint my nails again and it feels so good (and always with silver or sparkles of course)
Also, hello I’m back !

I can paint my nails again and it feels so good (and always with silver or sparkles of course)

Also, hello I’m back !

I really miss living with a dog because when you live with a dog and you’re feeling sad you just have to say “do you want to go out ?” and there’s this little ball of fur starting yapping and running everywhere and you just can’t be sad with a dog.Now that I don’t have one with me, the only person I can say “Do you want to go out?” is myself and the answer is always ‘no, go fuck yourself”

What if women had minstrel cycles instead of menstrual cycles? You’d just have a guy with a lute follow you around for a week every month and play you songs constantly?

My boyfriend (via thecarrionlibrarian)

#no but can you imagine if that was how you learned once a month you weren’t pregnant#by some dude singing songs about the victory of it#you wake up and he’s there and you are so happy#this dude becomes your favorite dude#but then you realize you haven’t seen your friend’s minstrel in a while#I mean everyone notices#like half the people are on the same cycle so for one week out of four your job is just flooded with fucking minstrels everywhere#the cacophony#but Mary over there is all alone#and she’s like my minstrel is late#but we all fucking know#her minstrel has gone off to find her a baby#a nine month journey he must make alone#and until he comes back there is no music in her life#what a glorious world this would be#I love the minstrels (@onionjuggler)

willsicott:

tuxedoandex:

ugly:

What do you call the security guards outside Samsung shops?

what

Guardians of the Galaxy

angie-andrea:

Speed: Unknown.

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Size: Unknown.

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The unholy offspring of lightning and death itself.

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Never engage this dragon.

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Your only chance,

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hide and pray it does not find you.

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marieandpierre:

tardisorserenity:

I honestly don’t know what happened, I just wanted to learn how to make gifs

I just left the Ark and am ready to exterminate the world, but I got distracted by nature and am now flying around in search of flowers to investigate.

Remember that time when I just started to understand how to make gifs so I just put random pictures in the shape of a Dalek ? One of the best decision ever…

marieandpierre:

tardisorserenity:

I honestly don’t know what happened, I just wanted to learn how to make gifs

I just left the Ark and am ready to exterminate the world, but I got distracted by nature and am now flying around in search of flowers to investigate.

Remember that time when I just started to understand how to make gifs so I just put random pictures in the shape of a Dalek ? One of the best decision ever…

Just found theses ; I made it last year for an art subject and my teacher told me that it was really bad etc… But I’m still kinda proud (just wish I’ve done more pictures)

oxytrezart:

That’s right folks, it’s summer, so summer means sales! A hand would be appreciated since I’m in need of money this month ;w;
So you know the drill, fanmail me so we can talk about what you want and so I can give you my paypal address. :)
please spread the word!

oxytrezart:

That’s right folks, it’s summer, so summer means sales! A hand would be appreciated since I’m in need of money this month ;w;

So you know the drill, fanmail me so we can talk about what you want and so I can give you my paypal address. :)

please spread the word!